My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote”
you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
(via sun-rises-all-night)
If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
(via istalkfashion)
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
(Source: oncebarrowmans, via istalkfashion)